“Sometimes, the most productive thing you can do is relax. Strains like Fatso remind us that there's power in letting go and allowing ourselves to truly unwind.”

- Steve DeAngelo, Cannabis Activist and Entrepreneur

Welcome back, our favorite cannabis connoisseurs!

This week we will be deep-diving, yet again, into another renowned cannabis strain. And today, we're sinking our teeth (and soon, our bodies) into a strain that's been making waves in the indica world: the aptly named Fatso.

If you've been searching for that perfect strain to help you melt into your couch like a pat of butter on a hot pancake, well, friend, your quest ends here. Fatso is the heavyweight champion of relaxation, the sultan of sedation, the... well, you get the picture. Let's dive in and see what makes this chunky champion tick.

Genetic Lineage

Fatso isn't just some random indica that stumbled onto the cannabis scene.

No no no...see, this bad boy has a lineage that reads like a who's who of heavyweight indicas. Born from a cross between GMO Cookies and Legend OG, Fatso inherited the best traits from both its parents. To make this more tangible for you; it's as if a mad scientist decided to create the ultimate couch-lock strain in a lab - Fatso would be the result.

From GMO Cookies, it gets its intense potency and that unmistakable garlicky, funky aroma that'll have your nostrils doing a double-take. Legend OG brings to the table its legendary relaxation effects and a touch of earthy sweetness. Together, they've created a strain that's greater than the sum of its already impressive parts.

Terpene Profile

Now, let's talk terpenes, those aromatic compounds that give cannabis its unique bouquet and contribute to its effects. Fatso's terpene profile is typically as follows:

• Limonene: Despite Fatso's heavy indica effects, there's a surprising amount of limonene in the mix. It adds a citrusy brightness to the aroma and may contribute to mood elevation - you know, before you're too relaxed to care about your mood anymore.

• Caryophyllene: This spicy terpene brings a peppery kick to the flavor and aroma. It's also known for its potential anti-inflammatory properties, which might explain why Fatso is a hit with those looking to soothe aches and pains.

• Myrcene: Ah, myrcene, the couch-lock terpene. It's present in abundance in Fatso, contributing to its sedating effects and adding an earthy, musky note to the overall profile.

Aroma and Flavor

Cracking open a jar of Fatso is like opening a Pandora's box of pungent aromas - but in a good way, we promise! The initial smell hits you like a ton of bricks: a potent, garlicky funk that's inherited straight from its GMO Cookies parent. But don't let that scare you off, because there's so much more to discover.

As you dive deeper into the scent, you'll notice layers of earthy sweetness, a hint of citrusy brightness, and a spicy undertone that tickles your nose. It's complex, it's funky, it's... well, it's not for the faint of heart, let's put it that way.

When it comes to flavor, Fatso doesn't hold back. The taste is as bold as its aroma, with a strong garlicky, savory note on the inhale that might make you check if you accidentally ordered garlic bread. And no, we aren't kidding.

The exhale brings out more of the earthy sweetness, with a spicy aftertaste that lingers on your palate. It's a flavor experience that's as memorable as the effects that follow.

Effects: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Now, let's get to the main event: Fatso's effects. If you're looking for a strain to help you win a marathon or write a novel, you might want to look elsewhere. But if your goal is to achieve a state of blissful, couch-locked nirvana, well, you've hit the jackpot.

Fatso hits hard and fast, like a velvet sledgehammer to your consciousness. The high typically begins with a euphoric head rush that might have you giggling at the realization of what's about to come. But don't get too comfortable with that cerebral stimulation, because it's quickly followed by a wave of physical relaxation so intense, you might forget you have a body at all.

As the high progresses, you'll find yourself sinking deeper and deeper into whatever soft surface is lucky enough to support you. Your muscles will relax, tension will melt away, and the concept of movement will become a distant memory. This is couch-lock in its purest form, folks. We'd say you're welcome but well, we didn't invent it.

Either way, you're welcome.😉

Many users report a significant increase in appetite (no surprises there, given the strain's name), so having snacks within arm's reach is highly recommended. You'll also likely experience a case of 'dry mouth', so keep a beverage handy - if you can remember how to lift it to your mouth, that is.

See this little passed out puppy here?

This is Steve. Steve is off chasing squirrels on clouds in the middle of outer space.

That could be you the next time you pick up some Fatso.

Cannabinoid Profile

Fatso is quite known for its high potency, with a cannabinoid profile that typically features:

• THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol): Fatso is renowned for its high THC content, usually ranging from 20% to 28%, with some phenotypes reportedly testing as high as 32%. This high THC level is primarily responsible for its powerful psychoactive and sedating effects.

• CBD (Cannabidiol): Like many high-THC strains, Fatso generally contains very low levels of CBD, usually less than 1%.

• CBG (Cannabigerol): Fatso may contain small amounts of CBG, typically less than 1%. CBG is known for its potential anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving properties.

• CBN (Cannabinol): As cannabis ages, some THC converts to CBN. While fresh Fatso won't have much CBN, older samples might contain trace amounts, which could contribute to increased sedation.

• THCV (Tetrahydrocannabivarin): Fatso may contain trace amounts of THCV, although it's not a significant feature of this strain.

This cannabinoid profile, dominated by high THC content, explains Fatso's potent effects, including its strong sedation, pain relief, and potential for couch-lock. As always, individual samples may vary, and it's important to check the specific cannabinoid profile of your product, as it can differ between growers and batches.

Medicinal Benefits

While Fatso is undoubtedly a hit with recreational users looking for deep relaxation, it also offers potential benefits for medical cannabis patients:

• Pain Relief: The potent physical effects of Fatso may help manage chronic pain conditions.

• Insomnia: If counting sheep isn't cutting it, Fatso might just be the ticket to dreamland.

• Stress and Anxiety: The intense relaxation can help quiet racing thoughts and ease tension.

• Appetite Stimulation: For those struggling with appetite loss, Fatso could help spark hunger.

Growing Fatso

For those brave souls looking to cultivate their own Fatso plants, be prepared for a rewarding but somewhat challenging grow. Here are some tips:

• Fatso plants tend to grow short and bushy, making them quite suitable for indoor cultivation.

• Expect a flowering time of around 8-9 weeks.

• These plants can be heavy feeders, so make sure you're checking the pH frequently and ensuring it is within a 6.0-7.0 range on the pH scale, as well as providing adequate nutrients.

• The dense buds can be susceptible to mold, so proper ventilation and humidity control are crucial. During vegetative state, we recommend having the humidity at a range of 50-70%. However, during flowering, we recommend 45% for the first 1-3 weeks, 40% for weeks 4-6, and 35% from week 7 until harvest. Please use these percentages as estimates and understand they may vary slightly.

Fatso is one of those strains for those nights when your only plan is to have no plans at all.

It's for when you want to dive deep into relaxation and emerge hours later, wondering where the time went (and possibly where you left the TV remote). Or it might be your solution to the most blissful night of rest that you have been missing for months.

While it may not be the strain for a productive day or a social gathering, Fatso excels at what it does best: delivering profound relaxation and a one-way ticket to Couchlock City. So the next time you're in the mood to do absolutely nothing (and do it really, really well), give Fatso a try. Just make sure you're comfortable, have snacks within reach, and don't have any important plans for the rest of the night.

And remember, stay tuned to Cannabis Khan for more in-depth strain reviews, growing tips, and all things cannabis. Until next time, happy (and very relaxed) toking!